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Extra Mustard!

Posted by Don Dueck on August 25, 2010

Sometimes the people who work the registers at McDonalds can get a little carried away.  I ordered a Quarter Pounder with Cheese meal, with extra mustard and no pickles.  Here’s the receipt:

Extra Mustard

Oddly enough, the burger did not have 7x the normal amount of mustard.  It’s just as well; McDonalds mustard is weak and watery anyway.  Now, Burger King mustard — that’s real mustard!

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2010 Camaro Test Drive

Posted by Don Dueck on August 17, 2010

2010 Chevrolet CamaroWith my old 98 Pontiac Sunfire GT on its last legs, I decided to start looking around for a new car.  After many hours of online research, I narrowed my options down to one car: the new Chevrolet Camaro.  Yesterday I went for some test drives with my brother.

I test drove the manual V8 first.  I wanted to try the manual V6 first, but the first dealer we went to didn’t have one — the rest of their Camaros were automatics(!).  I took the V8 out to the highway, then through a residential area a bit.  After that, we went to another dealership and I tried the V6, then the V8 again immediately afterward.

I was just blown away by the V8.  I’ve never driven a car with what much power before.  And the rumbling engine is just awesome.  It is just a BEAST! No matter how fast you are going, it just wants to go faster.  I took it up to 165 km/h on the highway and it still wanted to keep going.

Seriously, it feels like you’re riding on a cushion on top of some huge, powerful animal.  The gear ratios are such that you’re barely shifting at all when driving in the city, so the ride feels a lot smoother than with the V6.  You just hit 50 on residential streets and 60 on thoroughfares without realizing it.

When I drove it again at the second dealership, I turned the traction control off in the lot and had a little scare when I made my first left-hand turn at the light from the road leading off the lot.  I pushed a little too hard and the back end just swung out.  It was like driving a “normal” car on ice…and that was on dry pavement.  Those things will definitely need a set of winter tires.

As for the V6, it is no slouch, let me tell you.  It’s definitely not as poweful as the V8, and the difference is very noticeable.  That said, it still feels very “peppy”. The missing power is mostly felt at the top end — the engine wants you to shift to another gear much sooner instead of just wanting to keep going in the same gear as with the V8.  The gear ratios are different, so you’re shifting more, but you’re getting the higher rpms and it feels like you’re racing.

The V6 has more of a souped up “rice car” feel (and sound).  At the lower, residential speeds, it feels like it’s a faster car than the V8 because of the quicker changes in acceleration due to shifting more often.   The V8 is more deceptive in that sense because you’re not getting the changes in g-force as much (which tends to lead to “I didn’t realize I was going that fast” syndrome when you look at the speedometer).

If the V8 option wasn’t there to spoil you, the V6 would definitely be a fantastic choice.  The V6 felt a lot more like the kind of car I’m used to.  The V8 felt more like an animal.

While driving to the second dealership to try the V6, I was already starting to think that maybe I should just settle for that — that maybe the V8 was just too over the top.  But after driving the V6, then immediately driving the V8 after that, I knew I had to get the V8.  It just awakens something inside you…something that hearkens back to the days when men first tamed wild animals.  It’s like you’re the first person to jump onto the back of a wild horse and you’re wrestling it under control.

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Calvin & Hobbes Search Engine

Posted by Don Dueck on August 12, 2010

Check out this great online tool: a search engine for Calvin & Hobbes comics!

Calvin & Hobbes Search Engine

Apparently someone (or some group of people) entered the text of every Calvin & Hobbes comic into a database.  Michael Yingling, creator of the aforementioned search engine, combined that information with an online archive of C&H comics and, voilà!

Fantastic!

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Audacity

Posted by Don Dueck on August 11, 2010

Oh, I forgot to mention one little thing in my previous post regarding Shapeways.com.  Along with my order I received this nice little card (I’m not sure if it’s a joke or not):

Shapeways "Thank You" Card(click to embiggen)

As if.

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Custom 3-D Printed Tron Lightcycle

Posted by Don Dueck on August 11, 2010

A company called Shapeways provides a service whereby you can send them a file for a 3D model (or select a model others have uploaded to their website) and receive a physical “print-out” of it made out of plastic, glass, stone, or metal.  I ordered two lightcycles from the site and received the models in the mail the other day.

Shapeways Lightcycle Model

The models are about 8cm long.  I opted for the default material (white, strong & flexible).  The surface texture is a bit grainy — very much like the models created by FigurePrints (a site where you can get physical models made of your characters in the World of Warcraft online game).  The detail is fantastic, though.

I’m also very impressed at the strength and flexibility of the plastic.  There are two long, thin planes at the back of the models that look like they should just snap off at the slightest touch, but they flex nicely.

I’m very impressed with the quality of the product, and would recommend their services for anyone interested in dabbling with this sort of thing.  I only hope services like these rapidly get more inexpensive.

Shapeways Tron Lightcycle

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Tron: Legacy Light Cycle Game

Posted by Don Dueck on July 27, 2010

Disney’s official website for Tron: Legacy has a flash lightcycle game where you can drive a fifth-gen lightcycle in a 3D environment!  It’s a little wonky, but still impressive for a flash game.

It really needs opponents, though. :-(

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Space Paranoids

Posted by Don Dueck on July 27, 2010

In the 1982 movie Tron, a made-up game called Space Paranoids was briefly featured:

Space Paranoids video game screenshot from 1982 movie Tron

As part of the advertising campaign for the upcoming sequel, Tron: Legacy, a real Space Paranoids game was made.  You can play it at www.spaceparanoidsonline.com

Space Paranoids

It’s a pretty simple game.  You move your tank around a maze in a first-person perspective, shooting at “recognizers” before they can crush you.  The controls are interesting in that the turret moves independently of the tank.

All in all, a neat little game!

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Second Tron: Legacy Trailer Released

Posted by Don Dueck on July 23, 2010

The second trailer for the upcoming movie Tron: Legacy was released yesterday.  Download it now!

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3…2…1…Ignition!

Posted by Don Dueck on July 7, 2010

Lego Shuttle My new largest Lego set: the Space Shuttle! At 1204 pieces, this set beats out the previous title holder, the Motorized Lego AT-AT.

I think this will be a set I’ll have to put on display; most of my Lego sets get disassembled after being built and end up in one of my many plastic Lego tubs.

This set is only available for purchase online at Lego’s website.

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Indestructible Cheese

Posted by Don Dueck on June 9, 2010

Last week I discovered that processed cheese slices are still perfectly edible even when they are a year past their “best before” date.

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