So, I had this happen to me this morning:
I don’t know why so many cyclists have to be so stupid when it comes to cycling on the streets. I almost hit this clown as he made an illegal left turn across my lane.
I almost wish it were legal to hit cyclists who think they can just ride their bikes on the street in any haphazard manner.
The Amazing World of Don Dueck 
I’m sorry officer. I thought he wanted to play tag.
He volunteered to be my hood ornament. We made a blood pact . . . see? He signed my bumper.